Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Me llamo Bond, James Bond

Hola from Madrid...

Iy has been a lightning few days traveling right across the province of andulusia. We have now came north into Castilla La Mancha.

They are obsessed with Don Quixote here.. you see his picture everywhere. Astride his skinny horse with his tubby page Sancho by his side... tilting at windmills and all that.

Toledo was really cool. As you drive into the city you see the old walled city protected by a river on three sides and a bloody steep hill on the other side. The perfect place to build a city of you are worried about invaders of all creeds and religions coming to steal your stuff. Of course toledo is famous for its steel and swords so that might be another reason to think twice about trying to take the city. The city is full of sword shops and i was sorely tempted to buy many of them but ince again price and bag space reared it´s ugly head. We managed to find a pension for only 20 euro deep in the winding streets of the old city and even found free parking as well.. SCORE! It is gratifying to see these beautiful old cities have managed to enter the modern era with their olde worlde charme still intact.

leaving early in the morning we fought the traffic for 1 1/2 hours into madrid and after a many twists, turns and backtracks (not to mention paying for a parking we didnt even use) we managed to drop off the car, Vin Diesel... who had been renamed Shakira because she was spanish and her backend shook alot. let me tell you that diesel is great! 750-800km on a tank of diesel for slightly less than petrol! woot! diesel cars are now Wah Favourites...

Madrid is a beautiful city designed for girlclumsy and i. it gets up late and stays up to the wee hours. Shops stay open around xmas till after 10pm and the streets are lit with chrissy lights all over the place. you can still have a coffee or beer sitty on the streets.. it is a little cold but not to bad. we have only just arrived yesterday and have spent the morning doing washing but the afetrnoon is for exploring.

Went and saw Casino Royale last night in an english cinema

It is great! soooo good. The best Bond film ever.. seriously. Daniel Craig´s Bond is a true assassin. He is closer to Ian Fleming´s Bond than anybody else and he is possibly the best Bond ever.. yes even better than Connery.

Pater, i think you will like this Bond film. Less messing around and more getting the job done! He is a hard hard James Bond. There is one part in the film where he snatches victory from the jaws of defeat and smiles so coldly at his vanquished foe it gave me chills... go see Casino Royale

In other news I seem to have contracted some exciting mystery illness. I have a largish lump below my right ear that is quite visible... it seems to be too high to be lymph nodes and it doesnt hurt to move my jaw.. in fact it doesnt hurt at all. The only time it causes discomfort is when i eat. The mechanical action of chewing doesnt hurt at all but having the food in my mouth seems to aggravate the swelling... so maybe something saliva gland related. I also have little red welts on my left hand. I thought they were mossie bites from Morocco but they have been around for too long now. I have also been quite tired and run down but 4 months on the road can do that, im sure :) If it doesnt go away by the time we reach englad i am going to go to a doctor. I am hoping it Bubonic plague as i can add it to the list of nasty diseases i have caught and never knew i had.. ah Ross River Virus and Glandular Fever where is thy sting? Maybe it is Bird Flu?? coooool (yep.. i count taunting deadly diseases and dieties as two of my favourite pastimes)

better fly! Madrid awaits!

P.s Big props to our Morocco tour leader Craig and the rest of the tour for making Morocco such an exciting time

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i caught a similar ailment whislt in madrid in october - but in my defense, it was dark, i was drunk, she looked ok, and 20 euros for a whole hour is a damn good price anywhere in europe!!

then again, with ur luck and mine, we both know u have small pox which is just waiting to get to liverpool to spread!! i'll get the bleach and ghostbusters suit ready just in case...

:-(

-mix

Anonymous said...

Yay! I'm so glad you said that about the new Bond... BabyCakes (see my blog if you're not sure who I'm talking about) keeps going on about how Connery is the only Bond blah blah, the new movies are to action focussed and not spy-ish enough.... I kept asking how he knew if he refused to watch them.... now I can show him a real life Bond fan's response to the new movie

Anonymous said...

dear enfant terrible......

Get thee to a doctor PDQ as soon as you get to blighty anyway (not sure about spanish drs) bits may start dropping off and then you wont be so smiley. THIS IS YOUR MATER SPEAKING Be afraid!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lumps? Welts? Scheeze wah...why you not be seeing witch doctor? It must be a boy thing. Sigh....

On the upside...I may inherit a book sooner rather than later. And off course a day off for the wailing and the weeping and the gnashing of teeth. Ermmm...there doesn't appear to be an upside after all. :(

Have been hanging for Casino Royale too. (For me there is added Chris Cornell music joy) Glad you mentioned it's worthiness...

Gah...wot's the deal with the not buying of swords? You love them ergo you must have them. Indeed you must. Money should not be the objection even if it seemingly is.

No apologies for the previous ana earth-mother fret.*primum non nocere* applies to the self also.

x

Anonymous said...

A certain race of aliens is known to favour the area under the right ear of earthlings to incubate their young. A good leeching should fix it. :-D

The Wah said...

Thanks for the concern...

good news is the lump has diminished greatly in size and i am following the Nietschian (sp?) philosophy of That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes My Stronger... and i think doctors are mostly quacks.. except Dr Who... he's cool

i do hope aliens incubate their babies in my head... ive always wanted to be a living walking man-womb!