Thursday, July 16, 2009

Good Morning.... Hanoi

Well, GirlClumsy and I have arrived safely in Vietnam.

Hanoi is a mad mad city. 6 million or so and they all drive scooters.. anyway they want to. When you want to cross the street you just have to step out and face the madness. In the end the imminent vehicular death becomes rather blaise!

No Fear!

GC and I went to Ha Long Bay. Full of limestone islands jutting straight out of the ocean, and huge caves within those islands... and jellyfish.

Both GirlClumsy and I were stung by jellyfish when we were swimming. It hurt, a lot. Even better, the boat didn't have any vinegar... mmm burning pain.

But we aren't dead... so nyah to you Vietnam!

The Wah adds jellyfish to things that can not kill him! BOOYAH! Take that gelantinous terror!


Sleepydumpling said...

I find it highly ironic that The Squidmaster General has been stung by a jellyfish.

A true war wound if ever there was one.

Anonymous said...

Well, it seems that the squids have taken up a nefarious, not to mention incestuous relationship with the Gelatinous terrors..Lord help us all if they ever develop legs and move onto the land
The Ancient Man

Anonymous said...

Aaiiyeeh... :(.

On the plus side, the injection of jelly poison has your mutant factors ramped up another notch.

Y'all have a wahnderful time.


Debbie said...

You are a queenslander! What about your roots, your education , your upbringing. Does not the sea remind you of the fear of gelatinous death. Did not the female parental have to carry my friend in dramatic fashion to the hospital. You have become a city boy. Where were your tights?

The Wah said...

GirlClumsy's wound still hasn't healed. It has cracked open and wont closed. If we were in Oz it would be straight to the hospital.. but here... no luck